Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Witty 25th Birthday Invitations

The Fellowship of the Trona


the past, there were Twisted Elven able to reach any final view to be the only breathe their smoke hoods intoxicating . Saurgonf , supreme lord of Bongmor, robboso of this stuff Elvish, pretending to be respectful of the community for many years and their elven friend had patiently explain the secret to succeeding in the end prove more efficient and skilled in the art of the elves themselves to roll these Twisted. Become skilled, elves, dwarves and humans often obtain supplies from the big Rolling up to the year of famine. A year had only been possible to roll 20 and Twisted Saurgonf he decided to dispose of them: three ended up in the hands of the elves knew that most enjoy the trona, seven dwarves in the caves that could still benefit from sudden escape of gas in order to still have a good hit, nine that most humans all are robbosi and the most powerful in his hands the only torch ! Humans and elves robbosi not satisfied then the unfair distribution formed a league against Saurgonf, hoping to get together then the only torch, attacking their confidence and vanquished Rolling seizing the torch. Meanwhile, the dwarfs were seeing large human fire as they were in the throes of terrible hallucinations caused by the seven joints and the gas bubbles in the depths of the earth. The elves at the time because they did not trust humans, they had kept and preserved the three rods while the nine human kings as they had smoked personelli reduced to non-sentient beings that roamed the land in between singing "Karma Police "and acting only on the basis of a chronic robbosismo , the elves have little confidence was finally broken at the moment of victory locked Saurgonf human torch and took possession of the one rather than at the upstream appizzarla done and then share it with all winners if they held and what everyone wanted Narghildur ended up in the hands of a few days later came under the assault of a group of robbosi the same day that the only torch disappeared and then not reappear for a long tempo.Ciò not was forgotten as he went forgotten and fell into the hands of Robbum a young population of gonfit that although he never massacred by robbosismo to take advantage of it, not knowing how appizzarla.Passarono days, months, years until the young Cylum , a small gonfit County, in one of his adventure with some dwarves that mescaline hunted dragons doing damage not only found but he did not know how to turn it on and never ever will usufruì.Altri years went by contributing to the oblivion of the torch, but during a mammoth birthday of the product Cylum Saurgonf again became useful because of the large number of invitees to inflate at that party all the grass and the county had been taken over large pipette to load with which all the guests could blunder enough, but at the time of the speech did not feel quite bloated taken Cylum the Twisted put it in his mouth and tried to appizzarlo, nothing happened, but now the old gonfit tasted a small part of the power of thc object starting to talk about a place called Rivendell where he claimed there was some stuff very good. I enjoy the young nephew of Cylum was thus left at the end of the party with the crazy uncle Twisted in hand and not allowing himself to turn it decided to ask his friend Skunk, Fungolaf, a way to turn it on. The old Skunk intrigued by the story went around to gather information to find out why does not light the strange gun in his turn met his friend Sauropast in a moment of absolute attraction iridescence, it stammered something about multicolored than was fed up of his white tunic, held so Sauropast Fungolaf dot drug and making it stupid for a long period, while in the county Godo tired of waiting for the "old drug addict of shit ", as he liked to call it, started looking for a way to turn a gun and maybe even find my uncle, perhaps the only depositary of the secret, with three of his friends: Skunkvise Ganja, Joint and Marry Fungolino Tuc.
This blunder is not my work, but I liked the place ...
there will be a sequel?
I enjoy the adventure will end?
discover everything in the second episode!

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